lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm)

(Source: lion)

(Source: cockbarf)

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

setbabiesonfire:

"EAT ME"
"no leave me alone"

setbabiesonfire:

"EAT ME"

"no leave me alone"

(Source: lawebloca)

(Source: methhomework)

glasmond:

HOLY SHIT

Whoa.

(Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

godtier-equius:

i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD

godtier-equius:

i M LAUHGING SO HAR DI DONT UNDERSTAND HWATS GOING ON LIEK???? HE S NOT HITITNG HIS HEAD ON ANYTHGIN OR SLPPIGN AND IM GONNA ACTUALYL PASS OUT LAUHGING SO HARD

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SD870 IS
  2. Aperture: f/3.5
  3. Exposure: 1/250th
  4. Focal Length: 46mm